Wednesday, September 16, 2009

raya weh!


selamat hari raya aidilfitri kepada semua muslimin dan muslimat di seluruh dunia.
jangan lupa bersederhana di aidilfitri ni nanti
kalau sape-sape nak ajak aku dtg beraya umah jgn lupa tgglkan komen kat aku k..
wkwkkwkwkwkwkkwkwkw

p/s: kad raya yang kat atas ni ajiek, nur, ijam,tajul, and fath wajib letak kat blog dorg..kalau tak aku majuk..wkwkwkwkwkkwkw
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Friday, September 4, 2009

cintan cintun tapi tetap brutal

cinta lama bersemi kembali. aku ngan gloria dah get back together. so no more single life for brutal blogger. since im in the mood of love, tak boleh nak brutal sgt la..kena ada touch of jiwang sikit. jiwa yang jiwang bunga tak bermakna aku tak brutal.brutal tetap brutal beb. tak percaya ko pergi rampas awek aku tgk. mmg aku sepak berputar seribu kali..wkwkwkwkwkkwk. kepada gloria tersayang, hopefully this time evrything goin to be just fine. i dah tak nak gado-gado dah. gado atas katil tak pe. wwkkkwkwkw. selain dari tu malas nak gado. sebenarnya gado atas katil pon tak boleh sebab belum kahwin. senang citer tak yah gado.wkkwkwkwkwk. kepada readers blog aku..tu pon kalau ada la..sorry jarang update blog. malas gila nak update. tapi tgk org ada blog mcm kool je. so nak buat blog gak tak kira. wpon aku byk update pasal benda remeh je. tu je kot not type. till then this is brutal blogger, and you have just been brutalised. bye.





terlupa pulak sape tau mana nak beli chocolate fountain machine sila contact aku :)

Saturday, August 29, 2009

New me

verbal vomit is now known as brutal blogger
prepare for the new chapter.
coming to you this syawal.
wkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkkwkwkwk

Saturday, August 22, 2009

ramadhan al-mubarak

wkwkkwkw..apa kabaq semuanya? sori la cheq lama gila menghilang. aku lupa password blog aku ni. sori-sori kepada peminat-peminat blog. wwkwkkwkwkwk. rindu kat korg semua. terutamanya kat geng2 cf. takpe2 nnti cheq da cuti nnti kita sembang panjang2 no. wkwkkwwk. ok la sebenarnya tujuan aku update blog ni adalah untuk mengucapkan selamat menyambut bulan ramadhan kepada semua muslimin dan muslimat di seluruh dunia. semoga dalam bulan puasa ni..kita lebih banyakkan beribadah dan cuba mendekatkan diri kita kepada Allah SWT. hari ni merupakan hari pertama puasa...kat umah aku ni dibanjiri dengan sedara mara aku yang datang untuk berbuka puasa sama-sama. mmg meriah la aku rasa ramadhan kali ni..dah mengalahkan raya pulak..wkwkwkwkkwkwk. aku suka sbnrnya bila kumpul ramai-ramai ni. meriah je rasanya. hopefully tahun depan dapat kumpul lagi ramai2 cam ni.





tu je la cerita aku kali ni. aku dah hilang skill ni nak update blog panjang-panjang.okla lain kali aku update lagi. terima kasih daun keladi yang sudi baca blog aku. this is amar melaporkan untuk amboiamboiamboiamar.blogspot.com.cau cin cau.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

bye bye


selamat jalan saiful nizam baharin.
wish u all the best in manchester.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

random je ni

wkwkwkwkkw..lama gila tak update blog nooo...sorry la cheq busy skit.. busy keja..weee. takde apa pon nak diblogkan sgt. lately aku keja-keja and keja je. wkwkwkkwkwkw seronok dapat keja ni. tak yah nak pk-pk pasal benda lain. tak yah nak pk pasal drama ke apa ke. apa yang perlu ko buat fokus je. tapi aku rindu gak la dekat kawan-kwan ym aku. selalu aku dapat chat ngan pijul and ajiek je. yang lain tu jarang sgt la dapat chat. takpe la nnti ada masa kita jumpa korg belanja aku mkn k?? wkwkwkkwkwk. hari ni aku bangun awal so aku online la kejap. si ajiek pemegang rekod online lama-lama tu takde lak online. haish.. tapi nasib la si fath ada. wkwkwkwk. seronok berborak ngan fath pagi ni. topik perbualan? rahsia! wkwkwkwkwk. tapi mmg lawak la kan. ye fath aku tak nak bersubahat dah. weeeee. manusia perlu berubah ke jalan yang benar. :). wkwkwkwkkw. aku ni bila nak berubah ke jalan yang benar ek? minum still minum... clubbing dah kurang skit kot skg. tapi aku cuba la skit-skit ok. ok la dah tak tau nak tulis apa. ni pon random je ni. till then this is amar and im signing off. cau cin cau.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

result upu

university : university teknologi malaysia skudai johor

course : ijazah sarjana muda kejuruteraan elektrik

session: 2009/2010

=)

been tagged by saiful nizam & ajiek
Tag 10 people after you're done!

I have. . . (a point for each one)

1. smoked.
2. consumed alcohol.
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex.
7. had someone in your room other than family.
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs.
#MY TOTAL:
6

1. taken painkillers.
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. felt hurt.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
#MY TOTAL: 6

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. received a ticket.
6. been to rehab
7. dyed your hair.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
#MY TOTAL: 3

1. been to a wild party.
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
#MY TOTAL: 2

1. dressed gothic
2. dressed girly.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor.
#MY TOTAL: 3

1. had a crush on a friend.
2. been to a concert.
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut.
5. called someone a slut.
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror.
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
#MY TOTAL: 1

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
#MY TOTAL: 3

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10.been verbally harassed.
#MY TOTAL: 1

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
#MY TOTAL: 7

Grand Total:
32 je wkwkwkwkkw.


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [im a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [im average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [im a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [im a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [im a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [i should be in jail]'
If You Have more than 70..Write [i should be dead]

aku naughty2 manja je..wee~

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

prom night

arghhhhhhhhh...lama gila tak update blog...sorry kawan-kawan aku buzy tahap dewa la lately. so tak de masa sgt nak memerah otak utk update blog. lagipon aku merajuk sebab korang semua beralih angin ke blog ijam..wkwkwkwkkwkwkw. tade la aku just joking. smlm my fren from sunway college ajak aku g diorang punya prom nite. since aku tak de keja sgt nak buat malam, aku pon join je la. wkwkwkkwkwkw. tu pon at first ummi mcm tak bagi pegi tau. lepas aku pujuk beberapa kali baru ummi benarkan. theevent was ok. tapi since aku tak kenal sgt org so aku tak berapa enjoy la. but overall sunway college did a very great job. these are the pics i snap during the event.

*amar, kamil and Gloria*

*ariff performing that nite*

*sian macha ni kena buli ngan emcees*

*the crowd*

* orang yang aku pon tak kenal..this is so random*

*BFF kamil && me..bukan gay haa..*

*ariff && his date.. Sheena*

*meet ariff*

not to forget thanks ariff for inviting me to the prom..even though sbnrya aku kena beli tiket..wkwkwkwkkwkw. and thnks juga to kamil sbb jadi DATE aku mlm tu. OMG motha fucka gay ke ko amar?? wkwkkwkwkw. takde la aku g ngan gloria sbnrnya. ;p dah jgn tnya byk-byk. aku mls nak citer. till then this is amar and im signing off. :)

p/s : ijam aku pon boleh taruk pic byk2 mcm ko la...sengaja tak nak je..wkwkwkwkkwk.

Friday, June 12, 2009

AWAY

IM AWAY =/
life is too complicated....
love is too cruel...
family has lost its values.
hope the world will be a better place tomorrow.

Monday, June 8, 2009

couple feud

hey everybody..lately aku mls gila nak blogging because there's a lot of thing going on in my mind. so kepada follower2 aku yang dikasihi, sorry la eh keep u guys waiting..(wkwkwkkwk bajet ada org baca blog aku je..da la panjang gila entry, org pon malas baca..;p). today i met with my ex in ou..well im pretty nervous nak jumpa dia sebenarnya. dont get me wrong aku bukannya takot nak jumpa dia..but aku malas je nak gado-gado ngan pompuan ni...leceh dol..wkwkkwkwkwkwkk. the purpose we met up ialah to resolve our issues. since the broke up ni la kali pertama kitorg jumpa so tu yang aku nervous skit cos tak tau apa nak expect time jumpa tu.wkwkkwkwkwkkwkwk. tapi nervous biasa je la tak la sampai muntah-muntah..kan ijam kan? wkwkwkkwkwkwk.


well the meeting was good..at first je la..macam gado-gado sikit...ada ke dia ckp aku ni playboy?? wtf!! aku muka macam beruk ni mana bole jadi playboy..jadi beruk sarkas bole la aku..haish... then aku terang la kat dia bla bla bla semua.. mula-mula dia mcm tengking tak puas hati ngan penjelasan aku..tapi last2 aku penat sgt nak gado..aku ckp je la.."yeah mmg i playboy pon i ada 25 gf skg"..then tiba-tiba dia bole bantai gelak pulak..wkwkwkwkkwk. tau pon tak percaya aku ni ada 25 gf..wkwkkwkw gloria2..ko ingat bf ko ni hensem sgt ke smpi nak jadi playboykan..kalau aku ngorat gayboy pon blom tentu laku aku ni...wkwkwkkwk. then after da saling meluahkan apa yng terbuku di dalam jiwa masing-masing..kitorang pon g makan kat KFC.

then kat KFC tu dia ckp dia nak couple ngan aku balik...and she's is sorry for bein jealous without reason. well aku mmg suka gloria ni..tapi ntahla aku rasa aku dah tak bole bertahan utk kekal dlm relationship ni. so aku ckp ngan dia aku tak nak get back together..because aku nak concerntrate ngan belaja dulu and tak nak pk pasal love (wkwkkwkwkww poyo gila reason aku). actually aku da penat la bein with somebody yang tak bole nak trust aku. bagi aku relationship is based on trust. so if there is no trust in relationship what is it left there for us to stick to that relationship lagi kan??. lagipon gloria duduk sabah, and aku pulak kat KL..long distance relationship ni mmg byk dugaannya..if dugaankecik cam ni pon dah bergoncang relationship..apatah lagi yg besar2 kan..so aku decided aku tak nak get back together with her. at first dia mcm shocked gila kot aku ckp cam tu..but lama-lama dia faham and dia ckp dia sanggup anggap aku kwn je mulai dari hari ini. so aku pon menarik nafas lega la..sumpah aku tak tau nak ckp apa dah klu dia buat scene kat situ. so lepas dah makan-makan tu, aku pon belanja la dia tgk wayang. kitorg tgk hannah montana the movie..wkwkwkkwkw. gila lame la citer tu.. aku rekomen kan jangan tgk..unless korg miley cyrus fan. then lepas tu aku pon hantar gloria balik umah makcik dia kat sri damansara.

to gloria darling, i mmg syg kat u..but i dont think i'm ready to get into relationship lagi sekali... i rasa ada byk benda lagi yang perlu i fikirkan dari bercouple-couple ni. so i hope someday you will find someone yang way better than i'm. till then thank you for reading. pen's off.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

bau acem ketiak sape busuk :)

hey everybody..hari ni dah nak masuk seminggu kot aku ada kat kedah. best jugak la duduk sini, udara nyaman..no pencemaran..and at least aku dapat lari dari kesibukan kota kejap.tapi boring sikit la kat sini... sebab tak de activity sgt nak buat.rutin harian aku kat kat sini lazimnya tolong tok wan buat minyak angin..wkwkwkkwkw i know (dont ask!) and g cc utk blogging or chit chat ngan kwn2 aku kat ym. wkwkwkkwkwk boring gila ok... ada jugak la terlintas kat fikiran aku ni nak g mandi sungai kat belakang umah tok wan aku ni...boleh mandi-mandi bogel kat sana kan?aww kontroversi dan sensasi i like :P..wkwkkwkwkwk tapi lupa plak aku tak bercukur lagi...nnti kantoi la ada hutan simpan kat badan aku ni..wkwkwkwkwk. speaking of hutan simpan.. aku sbnrnya agak MALAS la mencukur bulu-buluan yang ada di badan aku ni... aku selalunya trim je..bagi kemas dan tersusun..wkwkkwkwkw. ala lagipon laki tak yah la nak cukur-cukur bulu ni..bulu-buluan tu sebenarnya merupakan simbolik kepada kejantanan dan ke'macho'an seseorang insan yang bergelar lelaki ( wkwkwkwkwk fath aku pinjam ayat ko eh..jangan marah tau.wkkwkwkwk :D) tapi jgn la simpan panjang-panjang sgt nnti org ingat ko gloria lak..eh..GORILLA..wkwkwkkwkwkwk. so ajiek jgn la melenting kalau kitorg panggil ko bulu..sbb bulu itu sexy dan membangkitkan keghairahan..wkkwkwk sumpah aku dendam berahi je dengar ko ada bulu seperti permaidani ajiek..wkwkwkwkkw. agak-agaknya mcm mana la rupa bulu ko .. ada tak macam pic kat bawah ni..:p

*omigosh daddy! ni manusia ke gorilla? wkwkwkkwwk*

lelaki kalau ada bulu boleh la dikategorikan sebagai macho, kacak, segak dan bergaya. tapi kalau perempuan ada bulu-bulu yang unnecessary sumpah jijik dol. semalam lepas semayang jumaat moto cousin aku rosak.. so kena la tolak moto ke bengkel moto yang berdekatan. time dalam perjalanan ke bengkel tu.. aku ada nmpak sorg budak pompuan ni kat bus stop.. pergh muka bole tahan la mcm syarifah shahora :P pakai pon sexy... dia pakai spaghetti ngan shorts je... tgh asyik aku memandang keindahan gadis itu.. tiba-tiba aku nampak sesuatu yang amat tidak menyenangkan. masa dia angkat tangan nak garu pale dia.. aku nmpak tompokan hitam di ketiak nya... "eh mcm aku penah lihat je tompokan hitam ni sebelom ni..tapi kat mana eh?". getus hatiku bertanya. (wkwkwkkwkw dah macam cerpen dh :D). oohh rupanya aku pon ada tompokan hitam tu kat ketiak aku..wkwkwkkwkw. ceh bulu ketiak rupanya...gila ah muka cun tapi ada bulu ketiak..haish..patah selera aku. tu baru tengok bulu ketiak dia aku dah jijik.. belom bulu-bulu lain kat other part of the body..wkwkwkkw amar let just not go there ok! :P aku pon pelik macam mana la dia boleh konfiden je pakai spaghetti dgn tompokan bulu ketiak seperti itu.. dia tak jijik ke? dia tak takot ke masyarakat akan mencerca dan mencaci dia kelak? wkwkwkkwkwkwk. macam-macam la dunia ni. adakah menyimpan bulu ketiak di kalangan wanita merupakan suatu trend dewasa ini? setahu aku trend wanita simpan bulu ketiak ni dah lama berlalu. tak salah aku pompuan2 hippies pada zaman 70-an je yang simpan bulu ketiak ni. contohnya ada pelakon indonesia ni nama eva arnaz yg suka menayangkan bulu ketiak di dalam filem.uwekk jijiknya org dulu-dulu..wkwkwkkwk.

*aksi ghairah eva arnaz..wkwkwkwk*


*pompuan ni lagila..konfiden abis! ni gal ke mak nyah ni?wkwkkwkwk*

kesimpulannya, laki mmg macho if ada bulu skit2..tapi jangan la terlalu banyak..cos u dont want people to be mistaken you to a bear kan? even dalam agama Islam pon bercukur tu merupakan perkara sunat.. kerana org yang tak bercukur tu merupakan org yang tidak menjaga kebersihan.. dan Islam pula merupakan agama yang cintakan kebersihan. so bersederhana la klu nak simpan bulu pon ok. pada kaum hawa pulak... tak yah la nak simpan-simpan bulu ketiak ke..bulu ari-ari ke..misai ke..sebab sesungguhnya pompuan yang berbulu mmg tak menarik dipandang umum. lagi pon korg bukannya beruk betina nak ada bulu..bulu-bulu tu pon bukannya diperlukan untuk memanaskan badan pon..wkwkwkwkw. so cukur je la bulu-bulu yang mana patut dicukur tu ok. if korg da malas sgt nak cukur bulu ketiak... just jadi la org timur pakai baju-baju yang tidak menjolok mata ok..pastu sental rexona satu botol ok? wkwkwkwkwk. sorry la ladies..aku bukan nak jadi sexist ke terhadap pompuan.. aku cuma nak menyatakan pandangan aku sebagai lelaki itu aja..till then this is amar and im signing off. :D

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Happy birthday Ummi!


selamat hari lahir yang ke 48 Ummi! ajep harap ummi akan sihat sejahtera sentiasa dan segala cita-cita ummi akan dimakbulkan Allah hendaknya.Amin yarabal alamin. ajep juga nak minta maaf kat ummi if ajep selalu sakitkan hati ummi selama ni. ajep sayang ummi sgt2 tau. HAPPY BIRTHDAY UMMI.muahmuah.

p/s: ummi jap lagi ajiep balik bawak breakfast..ajiep singgah cc jap..wkkwkwkwk..;p

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

faking or fake it?

In the last entry, i told you guys that im goin to be away from blogging for at least for a week cos im goin back to my hometown in sgi petani..but today all of a sudden i feel like i want to blog about something..so i just drove to the CC near by..and here i'm BLOGGING again! wkwkwkwkkwk. ( i think im a blogaholic now!..wkwkwkwk i dont even know whether the word existed ke tak..tapi tak pe la amar..bantai je la..wkwkwkkwkw). well i just broke up with my gf 4 days ago and now im single and ready to rumble! opppss! i mean mingle..wkwkkwkwkwkwkkwk. one of my friend suggested to me that i should get to know more girls tru the social networking page since i dont really have many gf in real life. i think his suggestion is a good idea, but i dont know whether im well prepared for internet dating. in my humble opinion, internet dating is perilous. it is very risky. the cyberspace is full of deception. people tend to fake themselves a lot in myspace or facebook. so the chances to meet a girl of my dream in social networking page can be considered as fat hopes!. but on second thought i think i should give that idea a shot since nothing is impossible in this world..mana la tau nnti berkenalan dengan anak dato yang cun ke..wkwkwkwkkwkwkk..masyuk tu weh..wkwkwkwk. yeah rite amar muka mcm beruk nak anak dato lak..wkwkkwkwkwk. FAT HOPES!

one of my fren ada yng pernah involve dengan internet dating ni. but the relationship tak last pon..since perangai dua-dua (my fren and the gal) mcm haram jadah. the gal even think that my friend is a fake...wkwkwkwkkw. adehh kalau kawan aku ni fake..maknanya aku fake la..and korang semua tengah baca blog org fake! wkwkwkwkkw padan muka korang! kena tipu ! wkwkwkwkkwkk. speaking about fake sebenarnya tak susah sgt nak detect org tu fake ke tak. korg kena la pakai pale otak yang telah dikurniakan Allah Swt tu utk berfikir sebelum get involve or get into relationship with orang-orang yang fake ni. first of all u must bear in mind that nobody's perfect in this world. kalau ada pon jarang la..it's a very rare case kot. so if a person u know in myspace ke facebook ke claim dia tu cun, kaya, anak dato and keja engineer and bla bla. korg kenala mula get suspicious and jalankan interogation ke atas manusia perfect itu. .yang tak tahan tu ada jugak yang claim dia mempunyai keja yang hebat and at the same time dia buat part time modelling sebab terlalu cun..wkkwkwkwkw.. WTF! perfectnya kau! mcm paris hilton doe!wkwkwkwkwk. there's must be something fishy about it kan. mana la ada org yg sgt perfect cam tu weh..please lahhhhhhhh..kalau ada tlg kenalkan ngan aku ek..bole aku jadikan gf aku.wkkwkwkwk. but first make sure la dia tak fake dulu. uwekk ;p.



faking in cyberspace ni ada macam2 jenis. ada yang guna pic orang lain..ada yang guna pic sendiri but jaja citer -citer yang hebat padahal kau biasa je sebenarnya, tapi yang paling tak boleh blah ada jugak yang menyamar menjadi artist..wkwkwkwkkwkwk contohnya macam ssin dia penah menyamar jadi tomok oiam hari tu! wkwkwkwkw! too bad takde org yang percaya. boooooooo..;p. yang claim jadi artist ni la yang paling kelakar sekali. kononnya berjiwa rakyat la tu. tak kisah kenal ngan org2 kebanyakan walaupon kau public figure. tapi ada kemungkinan jugak la page tu kadang-kadang dipunyai oleh artist tu sendiri...tapi kena tgk jugak la kan.. kalau dah tiap2 hari artist tu komen kau kat myspace..pastu dia pon asyik online je mcam ajiek...takkan artist betol kut...wkwkwkwkkwwk artist tu dah tak de keja ke asyik online je. ;p. ada jugak mereka yang menyamar jadi artist ni sanggup declare nak couple ngan org biasa yang belom pernah jumpa..wtf! nmpak sgt la artist tu scam kan? wkwkwkwkkwkwkwk.

so people who want to involve with internet dating pls la beware with these things. jagn la ikot suka suki korg je nak declare couple kalau korg belom meet each other in person. even if kalau korg pernah webcam pon still did not qualified korg utk bercouple. sbb kalau nak couple ni kita kena kenal hati budi masing-masing dulu supaya tak menyesal di kemudian hari. pada org-org yang fake pulak..come on la just be true to urself cos u aint fooling anybody with ur disguise. jangan la korg mainkan hati dan perasaan org by being something that u're not. if u really like a gal or a boy.. just be urself..kalau gal or boy tu tak dapat terima ko..maknanya he or she is not the one for you. lets make the world the better place to live in ok?. so pada yang nak get involve with internet dating je.. pls siapkan diri tu dulu..sebb internet dating ni mmg byk risikonya. kalau hati korg tu lembut macam playdoh.. tak yah la gatal2 nak cuba internet dating..wkwkwkw. bak kata pepatah kalau takot dilambung ombak jangan berumah ditepi pantai. amboi amboi amboi amar! now aku pon tak tau la aku ready ke tak for internet dating ni. rasa-rasanya tak kot..wkwkwkwk. till then this is amar and im signing off.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

lepak-lepak



semalam aku g umah ijam just nak tgk how he's doin. at first kitorg ingat nak lepak makan kat sould out je with ijam's cousin. but then ijam decided nak lepak umah aku since he's tired of staying home all day. so aku bawak je la lagipon lagi santai lepak kat umah kan. after all,ummi and amir pon tak de. they had gone to my aunt's somewhere in gombak. so aku and ijam's cousin from kk lepak ah umah aku that nite. i also invited my friend kamil to join us, like they said the more the merrier. kitorg just lepak-lepak makan and watch tv je. ijam was very quiet throughout the nite but okla, at least he's not that depressed and he still act normal infront of the camera.professional model la dikatakan! wkwkwkkwkwk. uwekk! ;p




ok tu je la yang kitorg buat mlm tu. lepak2 makan2. wkwkkwkwkw. tabiat rakyat malaysia yang lazim.ooh anyway aku akan away lagi from blogging for a week since aku kena balik sg petani with ummi and amir. till then this is amar and im signing off. :)

Monday, June 1, 2009

happy endings only existed in fairytales.

hmm how should i start this..well i called my friend just now..and he is whining about his love life to me about half and hour. he started with a slow and sad voice and as the story goes he end up crying like a baby. well its a bit RARE i might say for a guy to cry..and u will definitely think that this guy is bein silly and sissy. but i guess in his case he's justified to do so as his gf is the worse fucking bitch i've ever known in this world (wkwkwkwkwk ok im a bit exaggerates on the bitch part! but trust me she's a 100% bitch) . my friend really care about this bitch so much( from now on i will refer her as the bitch in this entry seems the name suits her the best) . she's like the apple in his eye. he would do anything just to keep this bitch happy. but the bitch shows her gratitude to him by giving him an ill treatment. but my friend will still tolerate with her no matter what shit that bitch did to him. i once asked my friend why is he still compromising with her and his answer is because he loves this bitch so much. wkwkwkkwk just as i predicted. but that bitch is goin too far this time. even myself who is obviously is a third party and got nothing to do with their relationship, is getting very obnoxious with this bitch attitude. you know this bitch once told my friend that she has a high blood pressure so she cant afford to be tension and sad all the time. so my friend from that moment onward try his ass off to keep her happy. my friend also offered himself to do her assignment in order to keep her happy and stress free. he was on his vacation somewhere in pahang when he offered himself to do her assignment. he didnt sleep at night just to ensure that he will be able to help the bitch complete her assignment. oohh i was so annoyed when i know that he's doing her assignment. but for the sake of friendship, i just kept my mouth shut and let him help him do her assignment. after all the things that my friend done for her, today she texted himand said that she doesnt want to have anything to do with my friend anymore just because of his jealousy. well listen here bicth! my friend get jealous because he loves u tramp! are u so stupid that u cant even figure that out! retarded ho!. and please dont blame the people around you just because u're too bitchy to stop flirting with other guys! pokok takkan bergoyang kalau tak de angin and people wont simply goyangkan pokok without purpose? there must be a wrong on your part that make people talks about you, and here's a piece of advice for u..if u dont want people to go chasing ur business.. dont live with people..stay in the jungle instead. i gurantee u.. there will be no backbiting. the only thing that will happen is that u will get eaten by a lion because u're so fucking annoying wkkwkwkwk.:p. ko ni fuck up gila la bitch. kawan aku bole cuba jaga ko..jaga kesihatan ko semua..ko nak jaga hati dia pon susah..mmg ko ni tak tau mengenang budi dol..baik mati je bagus ngan darah tinggi ko tu..wkwkwkkwkw. to my friend, dah la move on je la she's not doin u any good. enough already with the love reason to hesitate you from forgetting her. you know my friend, love and happy endings only existed in fairytales. this is the real world u living in. it is a dog eat dog world outside there.just be strong ok. i will always be there when u need some support and motivation. till then cheer up pig dog. pen's off.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

childish :)

*patung-patung yang ditemui dalam keta ijam*

*hp baru alert..blackberry bold tuh..*

pic-pic ni aku snap time kuar ngan ijam pagi tadi dalam perjalanan g NZ. kul 6.30 pagi dah sampai umah org ajak g breakfast. tension katanya.wkkwkwkwkwkkw. tak tau apa motif patung-patung tu ada dlm keta ijam. katanya adik sedara dia yg punya. tapi rasanya dia punya wkwkwkwkkw. takpe la ko simpan je patung tu. aku nak blackberry ko ijam!!!! pls??...:D.then oleh kerana aku tak de keja aku pon main susun2 anak patung tu utk snap pic..comel kan patung2 tu..sumpah childish ko amar..wkwkwkkw.till then cau cin cau.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

i miss you baby.

DEAR GLORIA,
I LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU SO BADLY..
ITS KILLIN ME KNOWING THAT U'RE NOT HERE WITH ME NOW..
I REALLY NEED TO BE WITH YOU BABY.. :((

LOVE,
AMAR RAZIB MALEK

Friday, May 29, 2009

been tagged by NUR SYG

anda rase anda HOT ?
tak hot kot..biasa je. ajiek je bagi aku yang mencapai tahap HOT ;D

upload photo kegemaran anda.


mengapa anda suke photo ini.
sebab aku selalu bygkan patung rimau tu aku.wkwkkwkwkwk

lagu terakhir yang anda dengar.
rain by anjulie ( addicted ngan anjulie skg :] )

apa yang anda buat selain menyelesaikan tag ini?
main DOTA

selain dengan nama sendiri, anda suka dipanggil dengan nama apa?
Dodol..sebab comel :)

tag lagi enam orang.
  1. Dato Seri Najib Tun Razak
  2. Siti Sarah Raisuddin
  3. Afdlin Shauki
  4. Bill Gates
  5. ssin
  6. azwan ali
sape no.1 bagi anda?
Perdana menteri Malaysia

orang no.3 ada hubungan dengan sape?
ntah tak suka amik kisah pasal gossip ni

katakan sesuatu berkenaan no. 5.
pasangan gay yang memahami..wkwkkwkwkwk

no empat?
GENIUS!

siapa orang no.2?
penyanyi la kot.

bagi pesanan kepada orang no.6.
amboi amboi amboi mulut tak de insurans nampak! wkwkkwkwkwkwkk :p


cant take my ears off anjulie.


hari ni nak blogging pasal obsession aku skg that is miss anjulie. minah ni berasal dari canada. lagu-lagu dia semua best-best doe. aku dah jadi addicted dah. time first2 dgr lagu dia boom aku ingat duffy or nelly furtado yg nyanyi..rupa-rupanya si anjulie. si anjulie ni mix guyanese and canadian. suara dia adala iras-iras nelly furtado, duffy, and ashanti pon ada skit-skit. genre music dia aku rasa pop r&b and ada fusion jazz skit-skit kot, antara lagu-lagu dia yang best ialah boom (celaka boom wkwkwkwkkw), rain, the heat, love songs and so on. pada yang belum mengenali music anjulie cuba-cubala dengar. korang mesti suka punya. till then, this is amar and im signing off.cau cin cau.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

trip to kuantan.


ok today im goin to update about our trip to kuantan. basically the trip mmg relaxing la. well tu mmg purpose kitorg g vacation pon that is to relax and melarikan diri dari kesibukan kota. wkwkkwkwk. ayat tak boleh blah lagi.kitorg stay kat hyatt regency kuantan. hotel dia ok la. grand jugak. yang penting ada wifi 24 hours wkwkwkwkkwkw.bole online kalau boring kan kan? wkwkkwkwk. hari pertama sampai di kuantan semua pakat-pakat tido je, kecuali aku. tak tau kenapa aku tak boleh tido lak, padahal aku yg susah payah drive wkwkkwkwwkkwk. kitorg pergi berlima, aku, ijam and his sister, rizal and ijam's new girlfie, illie. woot woot. dlam diam-diam ada gf kan ko ijam. amboi amboi amboi wkwkwkwkkwkkwkwk.actually tak de apa pon kat sini. yang best kat sini, round-round pantai je la...betol cakap ijam bila lepak pantai teringat zaman persekolahan di matrik labuan dulu..wkwkwkwkkwkw.selain lepak-lepak pantai kitorg merayap gak kat kuantan parade. woah tempat tu mmg best la kalah pavilon kl wa ckp lu..wkwkwkwkkwkw. padahal shopping complex tu bagi aku saling tak tumpah mcm giant melawati je. tak de apa-apa langsung. so selain menghabiskan masa lepak di pantai teman ijam berdating, kitorg lebih byk mandi pool andl epak hotel je la. semua tak nak mandi laut sebab takut sunburn..wkwkwkwkkw.semua jaga kecantikan mcm perempuan termasuk aku ;P. ijam pulak wktu malam sibuk menaip apa ntah and online. wkwkwkkw potong stim betol.. org nak bercuti dia boleh buat kerja lak wkwkkwkwkwkwk. pastu aku ngan dia mesti berebut-rebut nak guna laptop waktu malam. aku bukannya apa aku nak baca blog kawan-kawan je. ok la, aku stop sini dulu. sebenarnya banyak lagi nak citer tapi mcm byk sgt pulak nak citer wkwkwkwkwk. takpe nnti aku update lagi ok pasal trip ni. till then this is amar and pen's off.

p/s: pic ada banyak lagi..nnti la aku update lagi pasal trip ni, nanti aku upload pic lagi..:)

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Amar the gym guy :)

hari ni aku bangun awal lagi dalam kul 6 pagi, ingat lepas update blog, aku nak g jogging, then start from today aku nak g gym biar badan tough mcm malek noor..wkwkwkwkkwkw. so today blom ada apa-apa plan lagi selain pegi gym la. so mybe before g gym lepak umah je la. spend quality time with my family.wkwkwkwkkw. aku anak yang baik kan kan kan?

*badan skg ni tak cukup tough lagi kan? wkwkwkkwkwk*

aku akan away from blogging utk beberapa hari sebab nak g bercuti ngan ijam and the gang ke kuantan. so yeah later aku akan update about our vacation. till then see ya later. pen's off.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

epidemik

satu penyakit epidemik yang baru telah menular di kalangan budak-budak myspace. wabak penyakit ini telah dikenal pasti mampu menjangkiti semua budak -budak myspace tak kira peringkat umur terutamanya remaja. antara simptom-simptom utama penyakit ini ialah mereka yang dijangkiti akan mengalami kemurungan yang kronik dan sentiasa emosional (emosional disorder). mangsa juga akan memencilkan diri dari masyarakat sekeliling mereka.simptom-simptom ini seterusnya akan menyebabkan mangsa men'delete' myspace atau close account myspace atau away dari bermain myspace. antara mangsa terbaru yang didiagnos menghidap penyakit kronik ini ialah adam mohamad dan fath.peghidap-penghidap yang terdahulu pula adalah sprti nizam baharin.menurut pakar, penyakit ini akan menyerang lebih ramai lagi pemilik akaun myspace kalau tidak dibendung segera. contoh-contoh pengidap penyakit ini ialah;



*gambar hiasan sahaja*

persoalannya sekarang ialah SIAPAKAH SELEPAS INI YANG BAKAL MENGHIDAPI PENYAKIT INI? ini amar melaporkan untuk edisi siasat amboiamboiamboiamar.blogspot.com.

BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!

malam ni aku online lambat skit cos baru lepas lepak ngan ijam and rizal kat kampung baru. aku online dalam kul 12 cam tu..tgk-tgk ada ajiek je online..wkwkwkwkwkkw. ajiek mmg la dia 24 hours dia online. kalau online tiba-tiba tak nampak ajiek online mesti mcm lain kan kan? wkwkkwkw. then around 12.40 cam tu nur pon online.. then aktiviti biasa pon bermula..kitorg pon start cf. kalau nur syg tak online aku melayan ajiek je la jwbnya smpi ke pagi...wkwkwkkwkw. tak banyak pon dibualkan. ajiek je byk buat gossip-gossip liar. al-maklumlah dia kan azwan ajiek..wkwkkwkwkwkwk. tak caya ni buktinya ;



wkwkkwkwkwwkkwk...abis kantoi kau ajiek...wkwkkwkwkwk. basically ramai yang tak online hari ni, so mcm a bit BORINGla cf mlm ni. then hari ni gak fath close dia punya myspace.. tak tau kenapa, ramai gila yg delete and close myspace lately..da bosan sgt kot ngan myspace. so fath if u got any problem, jgn segan-segan la citer kat kitorg. kitorg (budak-budak cf) dah anggap ko mcm adik kitorg dah. aku dah mcm abg ko.. ssin mcm datuk ko..nur mcm bini ko..and si ajiek pulak da mcm kakak ko.. kakak yg ada bulu dada. wkwkwkwkwk awwwwwwwww sexaynya ajiek! wwkkwkwkwkk.



hmmm rasanya dah tak de apa nak tulis dah. till then this is amar reporting for amboiamboiamboiamar.blogspot.com. cau cin cau and thanks for reading.

Friday, May 22, 2009

youtube time :)

Today i woke up early around 6 am. wkwkwkkwkw gila awal kan?? ye la semalam aku tido awal, time cf ngan ajiek ngan ssin pon aku dah mamai dah..sebab ngantuk sgt. mybe sebab semalam g birthday party tara kot..tu yang letih sgt. after sending amir to school, aku ingat nak tido balik. tak tau nape dah tido lama pon, aku stil ngantuk gila babi gak.adeh.. but crap! today is friday, kalau aku tido balik alamatnya selamat jalan sembahyang jumaat. so to ensure i stay awake aku pon layan la youtube. aku tgk this animation entitle emperor's new groove. bapak lawak sial citer ni aku ckp korg. tak henti-henti aku gelak sorg-sorg macam org gila. David Spade yang jadi voice over for kuzco mmg hillarious. watak yzma and krunk pon ok gak ...gelagat krunk yg bodo bendul tu mmg menghidupkan citer ni. so sesiapa yang belom tonton animation ni, aku rekomen tontonlah this movie..serious korg takkan bosan punya. aku bagi 4 stars out of five for this movie.




then after watching filem ni, aku g buat account twitter. saja je suka-suka nak buat.wkwkkwkwkw. then sambung main dota. hopefully aku bole bertahan la smpi sembahyang jumaat nnti ye. :). till then this is amar and im signing off. cau cin cau.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

blog makeovers!


thnks tau ssin sbb tolong edit and buat make over blog aku. kepada sesiapa yang berminat dengan hasil kerja ssin bolehla menghubungi ssin di ym. id dia ssin.colibrief. tak pon g je visit blog dia ok. thnks byk2 tau ssin. sayang ko lebih la. muah muah. cau cin cau.

comelnya cookies ni!!!!!!!


hari ini nur kawan yang baru aku kenal kat ym semalam, buat cookies utk budak-budak cf .comel-comel tau. ada ssin, ada adam, ada fath, ada ijam, and last but not least ada aku la. comel gila doe..tapi aku punya paling comel la. ajiek punya macam tak lengkap sebab tak de bulu di dada. kalau ada mesti lagi comel dan sexy kan kan? wkwkwkkwkwkwkwk. anyway thnks tau nur sebab meng'cookies' kitorg hari ni. lain kali buat bentuk lain pulak ok. buat bentuk dinosaur...barulah rawrrrrrrrrrrrrr!wkwkkwkwkwkwk. till then this is amar reporting for amboiamboiamboiamar.blogspot.com.cau cin cau!.

p/s: kalau nak tgk pic2 lagi tgk kat blog nur syg ok?wkwkkwkwkwk.

Happy 16th birthday TARA!

aku sebelah birthday gal..baju merah.belah kiri.


hari ni birthday my friend's sister named TARA. mula-mulanya aku macam malas nak pegi birthday party tu, tetapi dah dapat invitation kan..so aku pegi jela..bak kata pepatah rezeki jangan ditolak, musuh jangan di cari...betol tak??wkwkwkwkkwkwkkw. so theme party dia hip hop. so aku ngan selambanya pegi pakai seluar pendek je party tu..wkwkwkwkwk. (padahal aku tak sempat nak bersiap cos lali and leka bercf ngan ajiek, ssin and fath petang tadi.) the party starts at 9 pm..but as usual aku sampai lewat la..sebab mamat skema je yg dtg party awal-awal. lagipon kalau datang awal nanti tak jadi la center of attention. aku nak buat grand opening skit.wkkwkwkwkwk(amboi amboi amboi amar gila glamer ko kan..wkwkwkkw). aku smpai party tu tak la lewat mana pon...aku smpi pukul 9.20 je. aku tgk ramai je yg dtg party tu tak ikot theme. ada yang apakai kemeja la siap pakai tie lagi..wkwkwkwkkwkwkwk. aku je sempoi pakai shorts pakai cap. then tiba-tiba kawan aku bisik kat aku "weh linda jasmin weh.." aku plak g respond "apa??!! liyana jasmay??!! mana?? mana??!" wkwkwkkwkwkw pekak sokmo aku.then kawan aku ckp "linda jasmin la!" pastu aku pon buat tak tau je la...cos aku harap liyana jasmay...bole la g ngorat kan??! wkwkwkkwkwkwkkwkwk. aku ada kat party tu kejap je. dalam 30 minit je.lepas dah snap-snap pic utk tujuan blogging..aku pon blah la. ni antara pic yang aku snap.




anyway tara thnks for inviting me to your awesome party. gila gempak la party u. da mcm citer my super sweet sixteen dah..wwkkwkwkwkkw. Tara happy 16th birthday and may all ur wishes come true and hopefully you'll suceed in everything you do in the future.till then this is amar and im signing off.cau cin cau!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

a piece of advice for a friend.

well the story begin like this. i have a friend who has been involved with this internet dating crap and guess what, until almost a year of dating they still havent met each other yet.( yeah i know it is stupid and absurd but he actually did that).he and this gal met in the DECEPTION world of MYSPACE and they have been together( i mean as a couple) for a few months. well the problem here is that i just dont understand why does my friend keep on avoiding himself from meeting this gal. well im sure you all will probably think that this friend of mine is a fake or whatsoever, but the truth is he is not fake and i know him for almost two years now. i try to dig him up and try to discover what is his REAL PROBLEM, but he will keep on remaining silent and left me with so many unsolved mysteries. well dear friend, i know what has happened between you and this gal has got nothing to do with me, but i sympatize both you and the gal so much. c'mon man what the fuck is goin on with you? what is the catch man?i know you're so in love with this gal man cos u constantly talk about her 24/7. so what are u waiting for man?? just go and meet this gal and win her heart back la.. adeh. pity the gal la you have promised her to meet her but later u didnt turn up! aiyoo why are you acting like a coward la friend? sepak telor ko kang! im sure her heart crushed into thousand pieces when u did that. if u love her that much just be a man and go meet her ok.apa yang susah sgt ni? bukannya ko duduk uganda and dia duk alaska pon, dua-dua dudk kl kot. tu pon susah sgt nak jumpa. kalau kau bajet sgt duit minyak ko aku boleh drive ko g umah dia la.adoii!. what happen after the meeting is not a triable issue right now as what is important right now is for u guys to meet each other. just let all the dramas between you and her end ok. i just hope u read this and realise that time is running out. mark my word my dear friend,YOU HAVE TO MEET THIS GAL SOON OR U WILL LOST HER FOREVER. till then this is amar and im signing off. (amboi amboi amboi amar tulis entry in english pulak kan?? aumm gitu...wkwkkwkwkwkw).

Monday, May 18, 2009

KML- kolej Matrikulasi Labuan

kali ni aku nak tulis entry pendek je...sebab ssin perli-perli aku dalam entry terbaru dia ckp aku tulis karangan SPM..wkwkwkwkwkkw. so im goin to make this entry short and sweet. Amboi amboi amboi cepat melatahkan ko amar..wkwkwkkwkw. ok basically hari ni amat membosankan. aku buat rutin harian aku iaitu menjadi driver kepada adik aku si amir. macam tu la kan kalau dah tak buat apa-apa kat umah, alamatnya jadi hamba tebusan di rumah la..wkwkkwkwkw. so bila boring-boring tu teringatlah kenangan kat matrik dulu. kepada semua pelajar jurusan sains fizikal matrik labuan tahun 2008/2009, aku amat merindui kamu semua. hopefully u guys jadi insan yang berkarisma, madani dan luhur ye..( wkwkwkwkkw tu motto matrik labuan ok). ok mls tulis panjang2 nnti kena laser lagi, ni pic yg aku snap time hari terakhir kat matrik. till then cau cin cau. tiang kayu for reading ok.

p/s: perkataan di sweater terpksa dihitamkan kerana terlalu obscene.wkwkwkwkkwkkwkw


Sunday, May 17, 2009

Get well soon sayang =]

macam mana nak start ni ek?wkwkkwkwkkwk. ok kalau korg baca post aku sebelom ni, aku ada citer la pasal insiden malang tak berbau aku yang dianiaya oleh ijam kan kan kan?wkkwkkwk. time tu dia ada la citer masalah dia semua tapi aku tak bole nak focus sebab aku tgh memikirkan mende lain..adeh. pada hari yang sama aku dapat berita dari sabah yang GF aku si gloria masok wad sebab demam denggi...pelik lak aku org sekarang sibuk-sibuk citer pasal selesema Bab* gf aku bole kena denggi lak..adeh. sebelom ni nijam pon kena denggi gak but Alhamdullillah dah sembuh da kot...cuma skg mybe dia kena selesema bab* lak..cos tadi aku baca blog ajiek post pasal selesema Bab*...antara simptom-simptom selesema babi ni..mcm selesema, muntah dan cirit birit and etc2 la. so aku rasa mcm simptom2 tu ada kat ijam je..wkwkwkwkkwkwk. simpang 44 malaikat ok..wkwkwkwkkwkwkwk. ok berbalik pasal citer awek aku tadi.. rupa-rupanya dah 4 hari dia kena denggi tapi aku tak tau pon..(al maklum lah long distance relationshipkan mmg la lambat sikit update mende-mende cam ni). aku dapat tau pon sebab aku heran dia da lama tak call aku so aku call la dia. aku call2 je mak dia yang pick up pastu inform yang gloria masok wad 4 hari yang lalu because of denggi. tapi now dah beransur pulih kot. tadi gloria ada hantar mms kat aku. mmg betol la dia masok wad ingatkan mak dia prank aku ke apa(wkwkwkwkkwkw motif mak dia nak prank aku??). tgk la pic dia..wkwkwkkwkw bole tersenyum lagi tu..wkwkwkkwkw. sayang hopefully u cepat sihat ok..da la mls nak tulis panjang-panjang..bukan ada org baca pon..wkwkwkkwkwk..okla aku benti sini dulu la...cau cin cau. =]


kes aniaya

ni post aku yang kedua untuk hari ini..wkkwkwkwkkwkw.aku tau cepat gila aku update blog..tapi aku nak jugak byk-byk post, nanti boring lak org baca blog aku ni kan kan kan??.. ok pagi tadi dalam pukul 2 lebih cam tu..nijam call umah aku ajak keluar...katanya ada hal mustahak nak mintak tolong aku..aku mula-mula malas kot nak keluar ni..tambahan lagi dah lewat-lewat kan..mana bole keluar, nanti terjejas la reputasi aku sebagai anak teruna yang baik dan berbudi perkerti yang tak pernah keluar malam..(amboi amboi amboi puji diri sendiri nampak! wkwkwkwkkwkwk) tapi sebab aku dengar suara ijam macam nak separuh mati je..aku pon gagahkan diri la pegi umah dia. ijam demi ko aku sggup menjejaskan reputasi aku sebagai budak baik..wkwkwkwkkwkwk. aku pon pegi la hartamas ambil ijam kat umah dia. sampai je umah dia..aku tgok umah dia dah gelap semua, so mls nak picit loceng nnti takot semua org bangun.. aku pon call la ijam suroh dia keluar. bila ijam keluar aku tgk mata dia dah merah-merah dah..wkwkwkkwkwk lawak siot. dalam hati aku fikir mesti dia bergado ngan abang dia azim ni..sebab dia selalu kena buli dengan azim tu.wkwkwkkwkw. then aku pon tnya la dia nape semua..dia ckp nak mintak tolong aku bawak dia pegi cheras dia nak jumpa kawan katanya. aku tanya la sape?? then dia jawab la dia nak jumpa sipolan ni, ternyata sangkaan aku meleset ingatkan dia nangis sebab gado ngan azim rupanya ada masalah lain kan. takpe la aku sebagai kawan yang baik hati dan bertimbang rasa pon bawak la dia g cheras. tibe-tibe tengah menuju ke smart tunnel, dia muntah-muntah lak. adeh abis keta aku berlumuran najis mukhafafah.wkwkwkkwkwkw. aku ingat dia mabuk ke apa rupanya dia demam. then dia tros nak cancel lak g cheras. adeh budak ni mmg mengabiskan duit minyak aku je..aku pon ikot je la... dalam perjalanan balik ke hartamas kitorg lepak kat hartamas jap... then dia citer la masalah dia yang cliche tu kat aku. aku pon tak paham sangat citer dia sebab kepala aku tgh memikirkan mende lain..wkwkwkkwkw.so apa yang aku ckp kat dia lepas dia berbuih mulut citer kat aku ialah "sabar je la nizam".wkwkwkwkkwkw gila tak prihatin aku ni. then aku pon hantar dia balik umah.tapi sebelom balik umah aku singgah cc orange jap. saje je nak lepas kan tension dan melepaskan diri dari bau busuk (akibat dari muntah nizam). wkwkwkkw.aku online 3 jam weh. nasib ajiek ada.. aku bergossip dengan dia kejap pastu aku terus rasa nak buat blog. so aku dengan bantuan ajiek pon buat la blog...wkwkwkkwkw begitu la ceritanya... hari ni mmg kes aniaya aku sebab dah la minyak aku abis dengan sia-sia.. pastu keta aku bergelumang dengan bau busuk lak..adeh. tapi tak pela kawan punya pasal kan. (dlam hati terpk nak claim kat abang nizam duit minyak ngan duit basuh keta..wwkwkkwkwkwk). so routine aku pagi-pagi besok terpaksa la hantar keta g carwash. amboi amboi amboi..wkwkwkwk. Moral of the story ialah, lain kali jalan sila bawa digicam amar, boleh la ko snap pic nijam yg sedang bersedih sendu tu.wkwkkwkwkw. sampai sini je la aku tulis, nanti bila-bila senang aku update lagi ok.tiang kayu kepada yang sudi membaca. cau cin cau.

blog beginner

Hari ni aku decided nak buat blog.saja suka-suka la sebab ramai member-member aku kat myspace ada blog. so aku pon buat je la kan.wkwkwkkwkwkwkwkkwkw. lagipon boleh promote hidup aku yang boring ni kat blog, baru la fames skit kan?? wkwkwkwkkwkwkw. untuk blog yang pertama ni, aku nak merakam setinggi-tinggi terima kasih (wkwkkwkw ayat sumpah tak boleh bla) kepada ajiek sebab bagitau cara nak buat blog..sumpah aku bingai gila.tu pon ako tak tau.wkwkwkwkkwkwkwkkwk.semalam pelbagai perkara menarik berlaku tapi malas pulak pak cik nak type. nanti next post pak cik ceritala ok. till then.see u later alligator.cau cin cau..:D